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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Greetings! I’m Mrs. Henry Francis of Rye, New York. I grew up in Main Line, Pennsylvania. Alumni of Bryn Mawr. Home maker. Stay at Home Mother of three. Junior League Member. I spend my time relaxing with my family, enjoying my new house, and I’m especially fond of ice cream. I’m so glad you’ve joined me, I’m always happy to have you. Would you like a cocktail?</description><title>Step Aside For the Original Mrs. Draper</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fatbettyfrancis)</generator><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m still trying to reduce!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m still trying to reduce!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/47419522864</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/47419522864</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 21:24:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>censimentotv:

Mad Men… In Treatment
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cawmUAL81roqahko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.censimento.tv/post/23477118908/mad-men-in-treatment"&gt;censimentotv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Mad Men… In Treatment&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891567863</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891567863</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 18:54:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nrd6wvR61ql2bgho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891357345</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891357345</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 18:50:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
She’s a multitasker, that’s what she is. I thought she started...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4orcpIMNw1qzyj1uo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4orcpIMNw1qzyj1uo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4orcpIMNw1qzyj1uo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4orcpIMNw1qzyj1uo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;She’s a multitasker, that’s what she is. I thought she started the day slow but she picked up the pace.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;John Slattery, audio commentary for 2x09 “Six Month Leave”&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891317585</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891317585</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 18:49:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44gweiVya1rvlox3o1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891178204</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23891178204</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 18:47:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I just don&amp;#8217;t understand a women who would slave over a stove, and then THROW food away. Unless...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just don&amp;#8217;t understand a women who would slave over a stove, and then THROW food away. Unless their cooking really is that horrible, how could one just throw it away! It doesn&amp;#8217;t make sense. Perhaps that&amp;#8217;s how they do things in Canada.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462986194</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462986194</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:58:37 -0400</pubDate><category>madmen</category></item><item><title>i didn't know you liked bob's burgers, betty. i mean, i knew you loved hotdogs but...i didn't know about the burgers. you've gotta let me take you to bob's for lunch one afternoon, dear.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ll take you up on that. Any chance they are open 24 hours? There’s nothing to do out here in Rye.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462772014</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462772014</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:54:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think betty(you hehe) looks adorable a little bit chubby!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Why thank you! I’m perfect. You can say it. We all know it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462708685</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462708685</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:53:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bsowwOvi1rtexi2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462441766</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462441766</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:47:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I can’t believe they had to hire that awful Megan to model...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41xb3a91A1qd17c0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t believe they had to hire that awful Megan to model for MY signature processed dessert in a can!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462148186</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462148186</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:42:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What’s for dinner? I’m not cooking. Perhaps I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45cwcsmn71qcck73o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What’s for dinner? I’m not cooking. Perhaps I shouldn’t have fired Carla. I wouldn’t be struggling with my hunger so much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462052973</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462052973</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:40:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>aziladrienne92:

This fat Betty Francis muumuu is calling my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m454v0JFKg1r2f8gpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aziladrienne92.tumblr.com/post/23196622271/this-fat-betty-francis-muumuu-is-calling-my-name"&gt;aziladrienne92&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This fat Betty Francis muumuu is calling my name…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Did you pick this one up? It’s super cute. Please do a fashion post soon!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462008163</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23462008163</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:39:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bobby is learning how to use Flash.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41srfRM3C1r2y7qbo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bobby is learning how to use Flash.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23461954688</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23461954688</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 23:38:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If Megan wasn't such a desperate woman married from Don. Would you go back to him ? I mean, you were such a beautiful couple. And, honestly, Henry Francis is a lot of good things, but he's not Don. And Don deserves better than this canadian joke. And Sally doesn't need to have a relationship with Megan, she has a bad influence.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;No! I am already worried about Don’s linage. He has no idea from whom he even comes from. I worry for my children that he in their father. What if they grow up to be ugly? There’s always that chance from his linage. Nothing could be worse than having to live your life being ugly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I prefer Megan to Bobbie Barrett. I heard a rumor Don had an affair with a teacher a few years ago! Why couldn’t he have married a nice stable girl like that?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23308908141</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23308908141</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 17:27:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Your poison backfired! HAHAHA.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I don’t quite understand?  implying that I am trying to poison my mother in law with Seconal? I have had no hand in that matter.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I am not poisoning Sally either. I offer her ice cream, it’s not MY fault she passes on it. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you are speaking about the family tree incident, I wish to plead the fifth on this matter.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23308671512</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23308671512</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 17:23:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>elizabitchtaylor:

this looks like something off the set of Mad...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3n2mcZsbN1qa0t3vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elizabitchtaylor.tumblr.com/post/23061709034/this-looks-like-something-off-the-set-of-mad-men"&gt;elizabitchtaylor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;this looks like something off the set of &lt;em&gt;Mad Men&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I donated some of my older, ill fitting items to the Salvation Army last week. Perhaps someone picked them up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23074827977</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23074827977</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 21:03:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>paulkatcher:

It didn’t upset me to see this image of Megan...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m418m2wZwy1qcgalmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paulkatcher.tumblr.com/post/23060138569/it-didnt-upset-me-to-see-this-image-of-megan"&gt;paulkatcher&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;It didn’t upset me to see this image of Megan Draper (Jessica Pare) at my door today. It’s all so easy for her, as you know.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Another magazine I must unsubscribe from! I do not wish to have more of this trash in my home.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23074228229</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23074228229</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:56:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dietcock:

design portfolio: bobby draper, twitter, inc.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41bo6SH0K1qzoulco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dietcock.tumblr.com/post/23064903352/design-portfolio-bobby-draper-twitter-inc"&gt;dietcock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;design portfolio: bobby draper, twitter, inc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23074128408</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23074128408</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:55:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>While I love Cool Whip, I just can’t allow packaging like...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ysbpNKWu1qlblgwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;While I love Cool Whip, I just can’t allow packaging like this into my home. How is this even distributed to the public, and in the grocery store where children could see it? I will not be bringing such a phallic item into my home!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23073903981</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23073903981</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:52:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>herrestlessmind:

Sometimes I find wonderful ways to make my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bxuiW1hJ1qci75ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://herrestlessmind.tumblr.com/post/22179800578/sometimes-i-find-wonderful-ways-to-make-my-diet-a"&gt;herrestlessmind&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I find wonderful ways to make my diet a little more interesting without splurging too much. Basically, I’m on a very LOW carb diet so the only splurging here was with the flat breads (9 carbs per flat bread. They are cut in to pieces so I probably had one full flat bread)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, flat bread cut in to pieces and then fried with healthy oil and cinnamon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Peanut butter mixed with cool whip spread on the top with a nanner (banana for those of you who don’t speak Ashlee)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was fucking delicious.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Please tell me more about this diet. If you can still have cool whip, it might be one for me to check out!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23073737160</link><guid>http://fatbettyfrancis.tumblr.com/post/23073737160</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:50:19 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
