Step Aside For the Original Mrs. Draper
Megan Draper, I know you read my Tumblr. You’ll never be me. How very unfortunate you are. Trying to replicate my famous ice cream move? Not even close. Again, just proving how I know you’re “lurking” here, because you’ve obviously seen all my lovely photos and the imitation is flattering, I suppose. I’ll always be the Original Mrs. Draper. PS: Are you intentionally trying to dress like a flight attendant? Perhaps that would be a more suitable occupation for you. Everyone knows you’re the office tramp. I’ve heard Pan Am is hiring.

Megan Draper, I know you read my Tumblr. You’ll never be me. How very unfortunate you are. Trying to replicate my famous ice cream move? Not even close. Again, just proving how I know you’re “lurking” here, because you’ve obviously seen all my lovely photos and the imitation is flattering, I suppose. I’ll always be the Original Mrs. Draper.

PS: Are you intentionally trying to dress like a flight attendant? Perhaps that would be a more suitable occupation for you. Everyone knows you’re the office tramp. I’ve heard Pan Am is hiring.

(Source: mayorfrench)

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    That sounds about right.
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    Ice cream is my favorite character this season.
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    lol
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    DRAMA. Does Megan have...Tumblr…? (I’m sure Lane
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    one outcome of marrying Don Draper? More ice cream? I’ll take it.
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