Greetings! I'm Mrs. Henry Francis of Rye, New York. I grew up in Main Line, Pennsylvania. Alumni of Bryn Mawr. Home maker. Stay at Home Mother of three. Junior League Member. I spend my time relaxing with my family, enjoying my new house, and I'm especially fond of ice cream. I'm so glad you've joined me, I'm always happy to have you. Would you like a cocktail?
Step Aside For the Original Mrs. Draper
what do you mean I have to watch my own kids? Ugh! I’m going back to sleep.
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Still disappointed I didn’t make a callback for the role of “Jeanie” for “I Dream of Jeanie”. I thought my “Yes Master!” line I memorized in my audition was perfect.
Oh, honey.
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You know, Don, I’m not doing anything today, if you would need me to fill in for Megan on the trip to the test kitchen.
Yes, please take all the items Megan has purchased her. I would love to see us rid of them.
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Christ, I just found this photo on Sally’s Facebook. I’m furious! Obviously Megan must have bought this for her. I know that new “X Men” Comic is big right now, but she really mustn’t be taking fashion cues from that crude, underdressed Emma Frost. An ice cold women with a frozen glare? Is she nordic?
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Anonymous asked: Hi Mrs. Francis. Have you any news of Carla ? I hope she's okay. I have the feeling that Megan is trying to steal Sally from you. Seriously, she's always trying to steal what the others have, don't you think ?
That Megan is simply clueless. I mean, she was working as Don’s secretary. What kind of a women would have a job, except for those like Peggy who are unfortunate in their looks and have to find other ways to entertain themselves. Perhaps those two delinquents, Megan and Sally, can just get in trouble among themselves.
Carla is doing great. She’s told me she’s been selected to write about her life in a new book called “The Help”. I’m so excited to see what she’ll write about her time with the distinguished Draper - Francis family.
Anonymous asked: What was it like to find out that your husband had been lying about his identity to you for your entire marriage?
It was a devastation. See, I’m from Main Line, outside Philadelphia. I’m educated, I’m a society women. Finding out Don was just midwestern trash, and not the football player who hated his father with a trust fund was too much to take. I figured, more mystery less history, but I have to be respectable. Don doesn’t even have an ivy league degree!
Henry, on the other hand, comes from a back round such as my own. It was meant to be. Plus, he’s a bit of a chubby chaser. Call it my daddy issues, but I love a silver fox!
No, I’m happy with my long distance service, thank you. Please take me off your “call” list.
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