Greetings! I'm Mrs. Henry Francis of Rye, New York. I grew up in Main Line, Pennsylvania. Alumni of Bryn Mawr. Home maker. Stay at Home Mother of three. Junior League Member. I spend my time relaxing with my family, enjoying my new house, and I'm especially fond of ice cream. I'm so glad you've joined me, I'm always happy to have you. Would you like a cocktail?
Step Aside For the Original Mrs. Draper
Anonymous asked: If Megan wasn't such a desperate woman married from Don. Would you go back to him ? I mean, you were such a beautiful couple. And, honestly, Henry Francis is a lot of good things, but he's not Don. And Don deserves better than this canadian joke. And Sally doesn't need to have a relationship with Megan, she has a bad influence.
No! I am already worried about Don’s linage. He has no idea from whom he even comes from. I worry for my children that he in their father. What if they grow up to be ugly? There’s always that chance from his linage. Nothing could be worse than having to live your life being ugly.
I prefer Megan to Bobbie Barrett. I heard a rumor Don had an affair with a teacher a few years ago! Why couldn’t he have married a nice stable girl like that?
Anonymous asked: Your poison backfired! HAHAHA.
I don’t quite understand? implying that I am trying to poison my mother in law with Seconal? I have had no hand in that matter.
I am not poisoning Sally either. I offer her ice cream, it’s not MY fault she passes on it.
If you are speaking about the family tree incident, I wish to plead the fifth on this matter.
this looks like something off the set of Mad Men
I donated some of my older, ill fitting items to the Salvation Army last week. Perhaps someone picked them up.
(Source: babydearr, via janesterling)
It didn’t upset me to see this image of Megan Draper (Jessica Pare) at my door today. It’s all so easy for her, as you know.
Another magazine I must unsubscribe from! I do not wish to have more of this trash in my home.
While I love Cool Whip, I just can’t allow packaging like this into my home. How is this even distributed to the public, and in the grocery store where children could see it? I will not be bringing such a phallic item into my home!
Sometimes I find wonderful ways to make my diet a little more interesting without splurging too much. Basically, I’m on a very LOW carb diet so the only splurging here was with the flat breads (9 carbs per flat bread. They are cut in to pieces so I probably had one full flat bread)
So, flat bread cut in to pieces and then fried with healthy oil and cinnamon
Peanut butter mixed with cool whip spread on the top with a nanner (banana for those of you who don’t speak Ashlee)
It was fucking delicious.
Please tell me more about this diet. If you can still have cool whip, it might be one for me to check out!
(Source: ferris-wheel-on-fire)
Betty’s complex relationship with whipped cream.
How dare you imply anything dirty! It’s a wholesome snack.
somewhereinlosangeles asked: You are fabulous! Can we go shopping sometime?? <3
Yes! I’m dying to check out this place in Baltimore I keep hearing about: “The Hefty Hideaway”
So I was looking forward to getting some sewing done but my overlocker is being a pain in the ass and I now have to wait for my boyfriend to come try fix it for me (grrr). Going to resort to making some more bracelets instead, then some exercise and might go down to the shops to get…
It might work. I don’t really know. I’ve been doing the grapefruit diet but still eating my normal ice cream.
(Source: vacantmouths)
