April 2012
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Dear Betty, I’m sitting in the Roosevelt looking at the backs of Bobby and...
– Don Draper’s letter to Me. Doesn’t it read like a pitch for something like a Kodak Photo Wheel? The man just isn’t sincere. (via thegonelapin)
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howtofaint asked: Betty, do you still ride? I would hate to think you had to give it up because of your move to a new home, especially since you seemed quite skilled (and looked so elegant in your riding habit).
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Cheers to… Don Draper’s smart and slinky new wife, Megan. Sorry, Betty—we...
– I beg to differ. It’s like going from a Hilton to a Howard Johnson. From class and elegance, to open 24 hours and cheap.
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Midnight confessions, II
phdork:
Whenever I’ve watched some kind of sex scene (or even just an undressing scene) on Mad Men, I always yell at the TV: WHERE ARE YOUR GIRDLE MARKS?
Because dude, I wear the least restrictive underthings available (99% of the time, anyway), and I always have pressure marks and red spots from straps and such. And someone as pillowy as Joan? She’d have grooves and divots and red welts all...
ellesbells7 asked: Hi Betty, I wondered your thoughts on PANTS. It bothered me terribly the way Laura Petrie used to wear those tight capri pants on Dick Van Dyke. Who vacuums and scrubs the toilet wearing PANTS? So unrealistic.
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Sally Draper, where in heavens have you disappeared to? “Apartment 23”? Where? What city? With whom? You can’t simply run off without leaving a more detailed note. Oh, and when you get home, I’m locking you in a closet. For good.
therealmrsdraper asked: I'm so flattered that you liked the video I posted! In fact, I'm bragging about it to all of my friends as we speak. (PS: I hate those stupid T Mobile commercials.)
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A man who once had a Hilton, and it was his own fault he lost it. These days, he’s even lucky to have a chance with a Howard Johnson.
And I mean this in more ways than just hotels, Don.
If Your Life Makes You Fat, Then Maybe You Should... →
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What kind of a person just leaves ice cream on a table? It’s for sharing. I don’t understand who could turn down desserts.
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M the Great: Team Betty →
thelackofhome:
Betty Draper/ Francis plotline is the saddest of all the characters in Mad Men. We have never seen her be truly happy and yet she doesn’t seem to get the compassion she would deserve from the audience. It’s as if everyone easily forgive Don for cheating on her but not Betty for acting like a woman…
Why thank you dear! I sometimes feel like everyone hates me, and only the...
Anonymous asked: Good Evening, Mrs. Francis. I was just wondering what ever happened to your best friend and former neighbor, Francine Hanson. Are you still in touch with her?